Miss Pathetic!

Don't jump to conclusions - I'm talking about me!!!!

LOL!!!

I got home from work today and when I turned on the bathroom light, there was a cockroach RIGHT THERE.

You know I'm crap with bugs.

Like really crap.

Out came the girly squeal and the ghastly thing ran under the cabinet. I ran upstairs desperate to find some bug spray...and made do with furniture cleaner instead!!

But it didn't work.

Man, those things move FAST!! And every time the thing moved, I just screamed and broke out into a horrific sweat. I knew I wouldn't be able to go to sleep knowing that it was there so I called a friend to help me.

I know, I know and I admit it - I'm just a pathetic girl when it comes to these things!

It took my friend less than 5 minutes to get over here armed with bug spray and a shoe. She and her friend barely flinched as they killed the thing while I was hiding on the staircase in case it came running out. I'm never convinced they're really dead so they took it outside - I didn't want it anywhere near my house.

God, I'm so grateful.

I have no idea why I'm so bad with bugs. I was absolutely mortified when my friend told me that cockroaches get in through the air conditioning - OMG!!! I'm so scared to have it on now! I always wondered how they managed to get in.

Talk about being paranoid! Think I might just grin and bear the heat! I'm scared a cockroach is gonna come and fall out on my head!

Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!

=(

Why do these horrid things exist?!

xx