Stinky Stinky

When I got on the train this morning, I was super happy to see an empty seat....

....next to a nun!

Now I'm not gonna lie....I actually hesitated a little before sitting down. Something about the way she looked at me made me feel super uncomfortable and...GUILTY!!!

I didn't even do anything!

Nuns!

So after I second I plonked my arse down and settled into my seat, to be greeted by the most God almighty stench coming from the seat next to me.

After a bit of sniffing around (I KNOW - it's terrible but you still smiled a bit, right? ;-)), I realised that it was the nun. OMG she absolutely STANK!!! I was like damn, woman, have you been bathing in sweat or something?! Ufffffff.....

When I tried to give her a cussed out look, she just smiled back and me....and then I just started feeling super guilty about nothing again!!! What the hell is it about nuns that make you feel like that?

Does it happen to anyone else?

xoxo