Dirty Old Git

Something always seems to be happening at the bus stop this week.

So I'm sitting there waiting for the bus and this old man walks past me. I move my bag to let him sit down but he declines. Not before having a good gawk at my cleavage. Perv.

Then he starts fiddling his belt. Didn't think anything of it - men seem to be adjusting themselves all the time!! But then I noticed he's undone his belt and the button and fly of his trousers and is rooting around dramatically to tuck his shirt in! EEEEUUUUUUWWWWW!!!

Now I know if you need to tuck your shirt in it's prob easier that way but SERIOUSLY!! There's a time and a place!!

And at this point I would like to stress that it's not a bus stop per se.....more of a post stuck to the side of the road. And there is no pavement. I would hate to think what the people driving by would've seen. I'm glad he didn't turn around. Because no doubt about it I would've seen his 'crown jewels'. As my friend would say.

He thought it was hilarious!! I thought it was disgusting!! I've had students who just undo their trousers in class as well. I'm like you can't wait?!

So gross!!