A 16year old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche.
His parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck?!' He calmly told them 'I bought it today'.
With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.
'Well', said the boy, 'this one cost me just 15 dollars'. So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for 15 dollars?!' they said.
'It was the lady up the street', said the boy. 'They've just moved in. I was riding past on my bike and she asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for 15 dollars'.
'Oh my goodness!' exclaimed the mother. 'She must be a child abuser! Who knows what she will do next! John, you go right round there and see what's going on'.
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady was in the garden, planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold the Chevrolet Avanche for just 15 dollars and demanded to know why she had done it.
'Well, this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip but I learned from a friend that he had run away to Hawaii with his mistress and doesn't plan to come back. He told me he was stranded.....'
'.....and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.
'So I did'.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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