Woman!!!!

The effing school nurse!!

She has one of the most annoying high shrilly voices that I have ever heard.

And what's worse - she NEVER shuts up!!

I had no classes today so I was in the staff room all morning.

And had to listen to her rabbitting on about the school lunches for over an hour!!

And what's EVEN worse is that no matter who she's talking to, she always decides to have a conversation with that person from directly behind my desk.

If I pushed my chair back it would barge straight into her fat gut - that's how close she is to me.

And the person she is talking to is on the other side of the room. So she is literally shouting in my f****** ear talking to someone across the room.

In THAT voice.

All morning.

Why my effing chair?!?!

MOVE BITCH!!!!!

One day, I WILL hit you.

No joke.